Djabôdja! Parental Incident Report T-Shirt
You were told. You were told again. You did the thing anyway, and the moment it went exactly the way you were promised it would, you heard one word from the next room and you knew there would be no discussion.
Bone print on navy. The chest carries the word and a case number; the back files the whole thing properly — four boxes, all ticked — under a distressed stamp.
Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron at low temperature, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.
| Size | Length | Shoulder | Chest | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.57 | 18.90 | 19.69 | 8.46 |
| M | 27.36 | 19.88 | 20.67 | 8.66 |
| L | 28.35 | 20.87 | 21.65 | 8.86 |
| XL | 29.33 | 21.85 | 22.64 | 9.06 |
| 2XL | 30.12 | 22.83 | 23.62 | 9.25 |
| 3XL | 30.71 | 23.82 | 24.61 | 9.45 |
Measured flat, in inches. Chest is taken across the front, pit to pit — double it for the full circumference.
Printed on demand. Allow 5–8 business days before dispatch.
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