You walk in and the kitchen reorganises itself around you before your coat is off. Nothing you say next will alter the outcome. It is not a negotiation and it was never phrased as one — the question mark was a courtesy.
Steel-plate engraving in bone ink, printed large across the back: a shark holding still inside a turning wall of baitfish, under an arc of ten stars, with a blackletter headline and a small-caps reply beneath it. Blackletter chest lockup on the front over a broken rule.
Fabric & fit
- 100% cotton
- 11.8 oz/yd² (400 g/m²)
- Moderate
- Cropped loose drop-shoulder cut, crew neck, unisex
Care
Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron at low temperature, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.
Size
| Size |
Length |
Shoulder |
Chest |
Sleeve |
| S |
23.62 |
21.06 |
22.83 |
7.09 |
| M |
24.41 |
21.85 |
23.62 |
7.28 |
| L |
25.20 |
22.64 |
24.41 |
7.48 |
| XL |
25.98 |
23.43 |
25.20 |
7.68 |
| 2XL |
26.77 |
24.21 |
25.98 |
7.87 |
Measured flat, in inches. Chest is taken across the front, pit to pit — double it for the full circumference.
Printed on demand. Allow 5–8 business days before dispatch.