You opened it standing up, thinking you had a minute. Nine minutes later you are sitting down, you have learned who is not speaking to whom, and the two words that started the whole thing are still waiting on an answer.
White print on Klein blue, with a contrast white collar, placket and sleeve cuffs. The chest carries the greeting and its timestamp; the back sets out the full voice-note readout — playback bar, run time and topics covered — with the original two words at the foot in the largest type on the shirt.
Fabric & fit
- 100% cotton
- 7.1 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
- Moderate
- Loose drop-shoulder cut with a collar and short placket, unisex
- Contrast white collar, placket and cuffs
Care
Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron at low temperature, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.
Size
| Size |
Length |
Shoulder |
Chest |
Sleeve |
| S |
26.57 |
20.24 |
21.06 |
8.86 |
| M |
27.36 |
20.94 |
21.85 |
9.06 |
| L |
28.15 |
21.65 |
22.64 |
9.25 |
| XL |
28.94 |
22.36 |
23.43 |
9.45 |
| 2XL |
29.72 |
23.07 |
24.21 |
9.65 |
| 3XL |
30.12 |
23.78 |
25.00 |
9.84 |
Measured flat, in inches. Chest is taken across the front, pit to pit — double it for the full circumference.
Printed on demand. Allow 5–8 business days before dispatch.