You say where you're from and it buys you about four seconds. Then comes the follow-up, and the follow-up decides everything — whose grandmother, whose cooking, whose accent you will get teased for. Nine names on that map. Only one of them is the right answer.
Bone ink on a snow-washed grey-blue waffle. A bracketed stamp lockup sits small on the chest; the back runs an arc of ten stars over the nine island names, ruled like a register, under a heavy slab headline. Raglan seams run visibly from collar to underarm.
Fabric & fit
- 70% cotton, 30% polyester, snow-washed
- 10.0 oz/yd² (340 g/m²)
- Moderate
- Loose boxy cut, raglan short sleeves, crew neck, unisex
- Waffle-knit texture throughout
Care
Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron at low temperature, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.
Size
| Size |
Length |
Chest |
Sleeve |
| S |
24.41 |
24.02 |
16.54 |
| M |
25.20 |
24.80 |
17.32 |
| L |
25.98 |
25.59 |
18.11 |
| XL |
26.77 |
26.38 |
18.90 |
| 2XL |
27.56 |
27.17 |
19.69 |
Measured flat, in inches. Chest is taken across the front, pit to pit — double it for the full circumference. There is no shoulder measurement because a raglan sleeve has no shoulder seam to measure from; sleeve length is taken from the collar.
Printed on demand. Allow 5–8 business days before dispatch.