I Understand Kriolu Language Status T-Shirt

Every word lands. You get the joke before the punchline, you catch the thing that wasn't meant for you, and then your mouth reaches for it and comes back with the wrong half. Nobody at that table has ever doubted you were one of them.

Bone-ink type on wine red. A small loading-bar lockup sits across the chest; the back carries a full readout panel — two meters, one full and one barely started — under a heavy sans headline and a one-line punchline in small caps.

Fabric & fit

• 90% cotton, 10% spandex
• 7.7 oz/yd² (260 g/m²)
• Moderate
• Fitted regular cut, set-in short sleeves, crew neck, unisex

Care

Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron at low temperature, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.

Size

Measured flat, in inches. Chest is taken across the front, pit to pit — double it for the full circumference. This blank is cut close to the body; size up for a relaxed fit.

Printed on demand. Allow 5–8 business days before dispatch.